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howisitalready3am:

likeafieldmouse:

Some of America’s most absurd laws illustrated in a photo series by Olivia Locher.

I Fought the Law (2014)

1. In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.

2. In Georgia Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

3. In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

4. In Ohio it’s illegal to disrobe in front of a man’s portrait.

5. In Kansas it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.

6. In Colorado it’s illegal to have weeds in your yard.

7. In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

8. In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.

what the fuck america

bostonbakeddeans

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of my favorite things about humans is our ability to take an already terrifying situation and make up a story about it that makes it even more horrifying

me on a nautical vessel in the 18th century: captain! it looks like there’s a storm brewing up ahead!

the captain: aye me lad, that be THE KRAKEN, come to drag us down to DAVY JONES’ LOCKER

me:

The Good Place meme where Chidi tells Eleanor "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"ALT

frightening and/or hard to explain situation: *exists*

humans:

The "what if it was purple?" meme, where the word "purple" has been replaced by "a scary guy".ALT
strongholdinthedark

jadedanddark:

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will “play music” for hours at a time. When it’s too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu–